Saturday, April 28, 2018

34. Buddy Buddy Farm Team B.S.

34.  Buddy Buddy Farm Team B.S.


In this episode we talk about the fact that recording on a different night is bad for us, the opportunity to concede, Swag congratulates Joe for his confidence, Joe takes a nap, wakes up, and talks shit, new categories on the stats page, everybody climb aboard the St Lo Cash train, name change for Tim’s team?, irrational moves, guardian ad litem, the map, the value of Mazara, team owners who don’t listen to our podcast, a deep analysis of a silly little trade, Tim gives maximum value (the same as always), the juiceless crew lay it all out there, a tape delay, Gregg admits being human and wakes up the Zombie team once again, we we play this dumb game, being horrible at colluding, Tim accidentally ruins Joe’s DVR’d hockey game, J-Lo’s real strategy exposed and his disembodied floating head.  

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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

33. MLB Needs a Goon in the Pen

33.  MLB Needs a Goon in the Pen


In this episode we talk about Chirinos breaks out at the worst (best) time, weather trouble, baseball fight breakdowns, a nice glove-dodge, how Aj Ellis is greater than Buster Posey, a new word, Gregg waxing poetic about nasty boys, Gregg hurts Margot, video in the pit, hockey style tolerance of fighting on the diamond, the benefits of such a practice, the Pseudo Scout stops by for a drink…..of a very special beer, we catch up with Justin, Mr. Magoo and the Columbo strategy,  palm trees that look like drummers, why we are a better podcast than Justin’s other dynasty fantasy baseball league’s podcast, a tragic interlude, and a calm denouement.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

32. The Competitive Spirit Clause

32. The Competitive Spirit Clause


In this episode we talk about how this episode is completely backwards (warning: very wonkish episode), Swags need for coffee, GK thinks Tim is a genius, the wetness of Tim and J-Lo’s teams, building for the future, teams windows, playing to win, psychological warfare, clarification of Swag’s interest in the league this year, a career year in 7 games for Jed, J-Lo missed a trade, GK’s hatred of poor Manuel, Swag goes all in….wait…no he doesn’t, J-Lo Sith, unwritten rules (again!…Yes, but it leads to something interesting….wait for it…wait for it…), the extended discussion about state control and the Competitive Spirit Clause (or alternatively, GK suddenly falls in love with the thoughts of Friedrich Hayek), Tim complains about the commissioner’s job, and oh yeah, we run through the scores this week.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

31. The Cream Cheese Incident

31. The Cream Cheese Incident


In this episode we talk about the fact that the games actually matter(!), Swag quits on this season on day three, Gregg does too, everyone hates the long week, losing to win as a strategy, Joe isn’t happy with Bellinger, why Scottie my be the first to have the competitive clause thrown at him, establishing the dreamer award, Gabe Kapler is an odd bird and he’s messing up fantasy baseball, genius or bum?, vacation on a balcony, the great cream cheese shortage of 2018, winning for the cause of justice, drunk eating, why Gregg was bummed out, but then remembers the best selfie of all time, the strangeness around the Villages, we discuss the big philosophical questions of our time (we are not afraid), getting hit on by senior citizens, Gregg’s tardy predictions, using a mallet, attempts to hex Tim’s team, everybody loves Chris’ team except Swag, Blaze’s book report subject, and a very bad joke done in poor taste...

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57. Geppetto and Watson

57. Geppetto and Watson In this episode we talk about Vladito’s arrival (FINALLY!!!!) and GK’s love for him, NFL coaches man crushes, op...