11. An Epic Collision of Hair.

11. An Epic Collision of Hair.

In this episode we talk about why it's not always sunny in Philadelphia, the merits of having an Uber account, is Mikey’s team gettable (?) Christmas morning for Jack, Gregg's first move as a billionaire, Zander’s in the Biz, The U vs. the ‘Cuse, play by play duos hating each other, interviewing Trout, the McGuire division is now seriously in play, 500 yard beer can shots, Posey is a p***y, Mikey’s influence on Jack’s roster, the difficulty of getting a Hooters girl, and again, why Posey is a p***y. 

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“The Greatest Shit Ever” - Spose

“It’s Like That / I am Complete" - White People

“King on the Set” - T.I. and Young Dro

“Donald Trump” - Mac Miller

“HUMBLE” - Kendrick Lamar

"$ave Dat Money” - Lil Dickey (Feat. Fetty Wap &Rich Homie Quan)

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10. Pure Macho Bulls***

10. Pure Macho Bulls***

In this episode we talk about Mickey’s dominance, Jack’s home value, Tim’s team being a disappointment, interview with St Lo Cash owner, Bryce Harper trades, Tim Tebow and hot dogs, scouting teenagers, explaining to Joe what HQ is, Chris’s gift from Barry, the value of unsalted crackers, Brockmire’s girlfriend is actually us, information officer conspiracies, calling bullshit on unwritten rules in our league, caveat emptor, Uriah Heep (again…), bunting on Schilling, Johnny Damon, Bono, and fighting on roller skates.  

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9. Pseudo Scout

9. Pseudo Scout

In this episode we talk about parity in the league and Posey in our weekly review, talk to a “pseudo” scout, contemplate censorship, non-disclosure agreements, Billy Hamilton the super hero, the 20-80 scale, the truth behind a teams record, and the myth of Jeter.

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8. Life Imitates Television

8. Life Imitates Television.

In this episode we talk about everyone having a 2-3 record, breakdown a few impactful trades, interview the owner of Lethal Injection, Gregg hoping Vin is happy, drug busts, baseball doppelgängers, and a bunch of other stuff related to the price of pierogis, the importance of Uriah Heep, the Yankees and a (not too early) NL East prediction.

Music:

1. You're So Gangsta' By Chromeo
2. Epic by Con Bro Chill
3. Don't Fuck With My Money by Penguin Prison
4. Push by Madonna
5. Bury Us Alive by Starfucker

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5.The Art of the Trade

5. The Art of the Trade.

In this episode the four of us take a close look at the week two results, break down another in-Podcast trade, vegetarianism, the league division names, a new team name is born, and Joe Maddon sends us down a rabbit hole.


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4. The Weirdness.

4. The Weirdness.


In this episode, Jack returns to give his (not so) preseason predictions for the league, player projections up and down, breakdown of the Juiceless league player draft, and a meditation on the meta-weirdness of chronicling a league we are actually competing in.


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3. Fred Lynn

3. Fred Lynn.

In this episode we give our preseason take for St Lo Cash, dreaming on the Dreamers, Lethal's path to the the world series, Fred Lynn, and movies that impacted and shaped us.


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2. Beaten by a Benigno

2. Beaten by a Benigno

In this episode we talk about our preseason predictions, taking a baseball to the head, Heyward making Jack sad, Branch Rickey quotes, and an in podcast trade.


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7. The Peter Pan Complex

7. The Peter Pan Complex

In this episode we talk about the bloodbath that is the McGuire Division, interview the owner of the Omission Commission, discuss the merits of rebuilding early in the season, and a bunch of other stuff related to twitter, PED's, team jerseys, Gregg's favorite Pirate and more.

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6. Take 6!

6. Take 6!

Altlas Balked Episode 6

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